These 10 Questions Will Make You The Wisest Person in the World

You Too Will Learn to Embrace Your Inner Average

Wake up America! Ditch Luminosity. Stop sweating at the gym. Sweep those self-help books off the shelf and into your waste bin.

No more need to be smart, well-informed, or even healthy as long as you’re as good as the other guy.[1] Who’s the other guy? Anyone like you. You know. That person your parent, husband or wife, teacher or boss never points to and says, “Why can’t you be like them?” Someone you’d hang out with rather than think “why can’t I be like them.”

Since November 8, 2016 elitism is out. Everyday American Joes are in. Just repeat after me:

“In today’s America, I don’t have to be smarter than a fifth grader. [2] I don’t even have to be smarter than the President.[3] If I’m only average, I’m just like most Americans because that’s what average means!”

That’s right. Most American’s are average. There’s no getting around the fact. There has to be an “average American” and most Americans have to be average.

Don’t let the eggheads confuse you with grandiose words. Like “mean,” “median” and “mode.” You’re either average or you aren’t, and if you aren’t average you’re on the wrong side of the curve.

Below average works for KFC because it’s the only job you’re qualified for. Average guys like us could work anywhere, but we work for KFC because the economy sucks, or it gives us the freedom to binge watch the NFL Network with six-pack in hand, or Netflix while blowing a bowl.

Above average and you’re the asshole trying to convince the rest of us we need to be better than we are. Why? Because:

a) It makes them feel superior if they can make us work harder to be like them, or

b) They want to sell us something.

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